How to Beat the Heat

During the last heatwave, while standing with my head in the freezer, I discovered a can of Bacardi Margarita mix, hidden away forEVER. I had no Bacardi, no tequila but had enough Crown Royal for half a can, threw in the rest of my Mt Dew and filled rest of the blender to the top with ice. Holy Green Squishie Homer! Totally worth the brain freeze.